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These days, many readers are also writers. They've either published on Kindle or have a book in progress. This post is a reminder to all of us who write romance. Don't forget the foundation.

Everyone spends so much time crafting the hook - the first bit of the book designed to draw in readers. A lot of attention is paid to plot development, the cover and the blurb. But the truth is, a writer can do a phenomenal, grand-slam job at all of these things, and still lose readers partway through the book. How to keep the readers?

Hooking the reader is important. But, like hooking a fish, some books get thrown back. Some of those throw-aways have great hooks, gloriously developed plots, a killer blurb and a gorgeous cover. They're thrown back because they lack a solid foundation. What's the foundation? A romance is about a story between a hero and a heroine, surrounded by friends, family, associates and/or enemies. The stars re the hero and the heroine. They're the foundation, and they must be carefully crafted to garner emotion and empathy from the reader. If a reader doesn't care about the characters, he or she will never care about the story.

Oh, it's fine to throw in quirky characters. They're fun to write and to read. But the hero and heroine are where the story begins, continues and concludes. They can be, and often are flawed. A flaw is a fault that can be overcome. What writers don't want and readers won't finish are fatally flawed characters. Readers will put down a book where a rogue hero is too full of himself, too condescending, too self centered - too big of a bastard. They'll also put down a book where the heroine is too big of a bitch. She can't be too stupid, too selfish, too vain, or just too full of herself. And neither the hero nor the heroine can be bland. Bland inspires nothing, ever. Flaws are spices. A dash of this or a pinch of that may make a dish a winner. Too much spice will kill the flavor.

Suspense authors may be most often guilty of lacking a foundation. They spend so much ink on the murder or the mystery, on how the leads find the clues, are put in peril, and then solve the case. But if the best-plotted and most meticulous suspense isn't led by a hero and heroine whose relationship readers root for, the book is likely to be cast aside. A romantic suspense is first and always a romance.

Don't make the mistake of focusing so heavily on the architecture, the design, and the decor that you don't put in a floor. A reader is unlikely to give a throw-away author a second shot. Writers can't build a career on readers who don't return. Hook 'em and keep 'em by remembering that romance readers love the genre because they want to live the story. If they don't want to live the story, they won't finish it. Build the foundation first and make it strong with fascinating, empathetic leads. Then worry about the rest of it. The story flows from the charcters or it doesn't flow at all.

In my "Forever" series, I'm hard at work on Ian's tale. You'll recall that he's Nial and Heather's son. Their tale started the series - "A Faerie Fated Forever."

Since then, I've published "A Golden Forever" which is Colt and Viv's tale. Then comes "A Sixth Sense of Forever" -Boz and Lily's story. After that, there's Peter and Elle's story in "A Magical Forever." Finally, there's Vlad and Mala's tale in "A Forbidden Forever."

But, like I've said here before, I'm finally working on Ian's story and a lot of "Faerie" fans have begged for it. Until Ian's tale comes out, this is a great time to catch up on the whole series. A BIG OLE HEADS UP - "Magical" will be free on Friday and Saturday, Aug. 1 and 2.

All books are available on Amazon. So, go ahead and pick up any "Forever" tales you may have missed (shame on you). That way, you'll be all caught up when Ian's tale is published.

Happy Reading!!!

What's the difference between a good romance novel and a great romance novel?

A good romance will catch your attention and keep it. The characters won't just be relatable - that may be good enough for other genres, but not romance. A good romance features a hero and a heroine who inspire empathy. The reader cares about the characters. The reader shares the feelings of the characters. It's the written version of a football game - you root for the hero and heroine.

So, what makes a romance great? A great romance is an experience. It's like taking a vacation whenever you open the book. And, like a great vacation, a great romance takes you to a destination you want to visit again and again. Yes, you know the story - like you know the attractions at your favorite vacation spot. But, you adore the characters, the plot and, mostly, the feelings that the tale creates. You'll read a great romance novel again, and again, and again.

I've been enjoying some great new reads on Kindle, but there in the back of my mind, was a destination I wanted to visit again. So, I pulled up "The Prize" by the late Julie Garwood. Julie was an amazing author, and a number of her books fall in my personal "greats" list. I wanted to go back to the era when William of Normandy's conquest of England was new. And his most favored Baron became the fourth warrior to take on the task of trying to take a particular Saxon dwelling - and to bring its Saxon owner to London to become a prize for some worthy knight. Three knights tried before the fourth succeeded. One favored plot point in the story is that the Saxon lady's heroism in London turns the tables and the knights become her prize.

After I finished that one, I was still in a nostalgic frame of mind, and I wanted to visit with my favorite Winston brother, Cletus, of Penny Reid's "Beard Science." I'm in the midst of that one now. All of Penny's "Beard" books are good - but IMHO, "Beard Science" is great. Cletus is blackmailed into helping a lovely young lady throw off her parental shackels and become an independent woman, making her own choices and taking her own chances. The tables turn in that one when the heroine inspires Cletus to reexamine his own life, and reevaluate the plans he'd set in stone long before.

I think Summertime is a great season to take a vacation to one or two of your favorite romance novel destinations. Yes, please, always take a chance by reading a new book from a new writer. If you don't do that, your list of "greats" can't grow and the careers of some deserving writers won't flourish. But while you're exploring the new, do revisit some of the books that taught you to love romance.

Happy reading!

I've been on a real kick lately, reading lots of Heather Graham's Krewe of Hunters books. BTW - and sadly - I'm not related to Heather Graham. Heather writes romantic suspense and her Krewe books are great examples of the genre.

The Krewe of Hunters is a special unit of the FBI. It employs Special Agents with paranormal abilities. All of them can see and speak with ghosts. The ghosts help solve the crimes involved in the stories and they occasionally save one of the main characters. The background Krewe will repeat, a bit, in each book, but each focuses on a particular agent who finds love in the course of investigating a crime.

One of the mega-neat aspects of the series is that Heather sets the books in areas of cultural and historical interest. They're in places where one might expect to find interesting ghosts - like New Orleans, Salem, Boston, etc. This allows the author to paint a picture of various historical events, settings and local legends. Heather does a great job of showing instead of telling, and even when she (occasionally) has to venture into telling, she does it with enough style and interest to keep the reader focused.

If only there was a real FBI unit like the Krewe!

I love the books and highly recommend. They do make me wish I had the 'gift' of seeing the spirits. I'd love to speak with my parents, grandparents or late Father-in-Law, but it would also be amazing to get to chat with an ancestor from long ago about the Civil War era or the Revolutionary War period. Picking up one of Heather's Krewe books is the next best thing.

Happy reading!!

My family has had a lot, a lot, a lot - (did I say a lot?) of issues in the past few months. Hubby has had some serious health issues, we had some family issues. Then, on 12.31, my employer of over 30 years decided to wind down, without any advance notice to me. Luckily, I was of an early retirement age - though, if I'd had notice I could have applied in time not to lose 2 months of income!! However, I'm now fairly happily retired, (Thank God) hubby is doing much, much better, and the family is right on track. After all of that stuff left my head, I started thinking about Ian's story.

Y'all know Ian, the bairn born to Heather & Nial of "A Faerie Fated Forever"? Well, at long last, Ian's tale is in the works. I've just started writing a bit ago, and am midway through Chapter 2, so it'll be a bit before it's out.

This would be a good time to go back and re-read Faerie. As a matter of fact, you might want to re-read the whole series. After all, if Ian is of an age to have his own tale, then the kids of the other characters are also at the interesting age - and their stories may boogle along later. While you're deciding which of the series to read, be sure to check out "A Sixth Sense of Forever." It's Boz's story and since he and Nial are so close, their kids would likely be tight as well.

I'll keep you updated here as writing progresses. And, if you haven't followed me on Twitter/X, this would be a good time to do that. I will occasionally post #amwriting Tweets that include a wee bit of the tale as it's emerging from my (always) over-the-top brain.

Check back here for more regular updates too, now that I have time to post. Y'all just might get sick of me for over-posting!!

No, Not That, You Pervert, Maybe Later After Some Eggnog.

Oh yeah, Christmas time. I've seen a lot "bah humbug" on the Interweb this year, what with the economic situation being in a slump and all.

Even though we may not be able to purchase a lot of things this season, we know we can at least see a good Christmas light presentation at the malls. The "Twelve Days of Christmas", "Winter Wonderland", and other such various secular, non-offensive Christmas carols provide themes to base a huge, yet tasteful, set of mall Christmas decorations upon.

However, if you've lived down here in the South for any substantial length of time, you should know one of the best kept Yuletide secrets we have here in the heart of Dixie. We rednecks don't go to the malls to see the best displays of Christmas lights in town. Oh no.

We go to the trailer parks.

...continue reading "AOFM – The Best Kept Secret About Christmas in Dixie."

Hey there anybody who may have come to this website before and saw it in perfect working order, I'm Angry Old Fat Man, husband of the (part-time) romance novel author Mary Anne Graham.

I created and maintain this website for my wife, but I've been horribly neglectful in that duty for the past couple of years. So much so, the core software for the site, WordPress, went through several generations of updates, but I never changed the website.

Fast forward to this past week, when I was looking for something I posted here many years ago. It turns out that the new webhosting company that has our site stored on it stopped supporting the older version of WordPress (and version of PHP, the computer language it is written in) that our site was based on.

In other words, the website was broken. Big time.

But I blew the dust off of my old IT professional hat and went to work on it.

And now? VOILA! It's working again. No need to praise or thank me, just hire somebody to install a stripper pole in my house and some redheaded strippers to demonstrate how it works. 😀

Hey peoples, it's me, the Duck (and Dog) Lady's husband.

It's been a long year. As a matter of fact, it's been a couple of long years. We've seen all sorts of insanity in our society recently. It's been so crazy, satire is no longer possible, since any crazily absurd thing you can say for humor's sake just comes true.

I made a YouTube video back in January 2021 where I made predictions about the deleterious things that were going to happen. Sure enough, the large majority of them have come true, and many of them that haven't yet come true have been proposed by politicians and/or bureaucrats.

Scroll down to my entry of July 14, 2022 to see it.

Right now, I want to wish you all a merry Christmas. In our economic downturns nowadays, most of us still have joy in our hearts and have enough ingenuity to share this joy with our loved ones. Those of us who are better off have even shared with complete strangers. Bless them.

Anyway, there is no joy greater than our recognition that our Lord and Savior was born over 2,000 years ago, and He is still leading us out of our darkness today.

Luke 2: 1-16 (KJV)

And it came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree from Caesar Augustus that all the world should be taxed.
(And this taxing was first made when Cyrenius was governor of Syria.)
And all went to be taxed, every one into his own city.
And Joseph also went up from Galilee, out of the city of Nazareth, into Judaea, unto the city of David, which is called Bethlehem; (because he was of the house and lineage of David:)
To be taxed with Mary his espoused wife, being great with child.
And so it was, that, while they were there, the days were accomplished that she should be delivered.
And she brought forth her firstborn son, and wrapped him in swaddling clothes, and laid him in a manger; because there was no room for them in the inn.
And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night.
And, lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them: and they were sore afraid.
And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people.
For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord.
And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger.
And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God, and saying,
Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men.
And it came to pass, as the angels were gone away from them into heaven, the shepherds said one to another, Let us now go even unto Bethlehem, and see this thing which is come to pass, which the Lord hath made known unto us.
And they came with haste, and found Mary, and Joseph, and the babe lying in a manger.

Now for some pictures of the Graham Christmas tree, festooned mostly with acrylic snowflake ornaments with pictures of my sons from Christmases past.

And of course, a stand-alone framed decoration with our first of EIGHT DOGS IN THE HOUSE, Pixie Bear.

This is an explanation of the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001 to future generations. Plus a rant.

Sometimes, a perverse part of me wishes that the third plane that crashed in Pennsylvania had hit the Capitol or the White House, its two suspected targets in Washington, D.C.

If that had happened, a lot fewer imbeciles these days would dare to say that the George W. Bush Administration set the whole thing up, and a lot more politicians wouldn't be so blasé about the terrorist attacks on our soil 21 years ago. They'd have some skin in the game, so to speak.

Imagine the reaction from Congress if they were reminded of how close they came to death every time they caught sight of the ruins of the Capitol Building. Or worse yet, imagine the Truther morons today trying to twist themselves into knots explaining how Muslim terrorists crashing a jetliner into the White House somehow benefited George W. Bush's administration.
Of course, simpletons protest that there's no way some cave-dwelling savages could have pulled off such a coordinated attack, so it had to be an inside job. And if we were dealing with poo-flinging troglodytes, I might agree. But we're not.

The men who coordinated and carried out these attacks were not stupid and not uneducated. They were almost all Saudi Arabians, most from well-off families and familiar with everyday Western life. The only thing they truly had in common was Islam, and the idea that sacrificing one's self in the mass killing of infidels (non-Muslims) was an instant ticket from Allah himself to eternal paradise.

These men were not stupid, but at the same time, they were naive in the ways of Western power, especially in America. That is why the targets were chosen as they were. They showed how ignorant (not stupid, but ignorant) the terrorists were of how things work in America.

The attacks were supposed to be a decapitation strike, destroying the three types of national power: governmental, military, and economic.
Had the attacks been against a more centrally organized nation, like Saudi Arabia for instance, or a Communist nation like the old Soviet Union, it would have been more successful. But we're not them.

What target would naive terrorists from a centralized nation pick for the main economic target? Simple. Go for the ostentatiously-named World Trade Center, where one would think that America trades with the rest of the world. Of course, that's silly to us, but we live here and we know our economy is (for the time being) decentralized. We don't even have a national bank like most European nations do; we have a whole bunch of small banks alongside medium-sized banks crusing along with great big banks, with nobody dictating the price of anything.

What target would naive terrorists from a centralized nation pick for the main military target? Well that one was pretty easy: the Pentagon. Our military is part of our government, and it benefits from centralization greatly. So they didn't get that one wrong. But our military is so large, scattered out, and well protected that even the damage they did inflict was a relative scratch.

The third, unscathed target is a pretty easily located one as well - the government itself. Though if you have one plane you'd have to choose between two targets, the Capitol and the White House. The latter was probably the target, considering the terrorists' naivete - kill the "king", kill the nation. But we don't have a king (at least not yet), we have a very replaceable President and bunch of agencies to carry out his and his predecessors' policies.

In my opinion, the politicians (Republicans and Democrats) have screwed the pooch on Muslim terrorism. Their entire problem stems from a foreign policy that has devolved into a quasi-Machiavellian realpolitik, and wandered far away from common sense and effectiveness.
We were attacked by Saudis, but we didn't strike back at Saudi Arabia. It was known for years that Osama, the mastermind of the plot, hid out in Pakistan as did many other organizers of terror. We didn't invade Pakistan.
This is where the anti-war protestors have it right and wrong at the same time. It was oil that was the problem, but not Iraqi oil - Saudi Arabian oil. The oil we actually import, not the oil we could have bought under the table to avoid a messy war. We dared not (and dare not today) disturb Saudi Arabia for fear of our oil flow being cut off.

As for Pakistan, it is the only Muslim nation that truly possesses nuclear weapons. A conventional strike against it risks sparking a nuclear war between it and India, which is an unacceptable outcome.
We could solve the problem of Muslim terrorism if we had the guts and our politicians grew backbones.

Let's face it. Islam is not a religion, it is an entire socio-political worldview. One that has expressed a desire, like the Japanese Imperial worldview and the Nazi worldview, to dominate the entire world. To hide our heads in the sand and pretend its not there or that its goal is not what they themselves say it is would invite more and more attacks upon us.

The first thing we need to do is to achieve true energy independence. Say to hell with the radical environmentalists and get some more domestic energy sources online, as well as develop other sources without government dictates. We did it in regards to whale oil, we can certainly do it in regards to fossil fuels.

When we are no longer Saudi Arabia's best petroleum customer, we will no longer need to placate their every whim. They can drop off the face of the planet as far as we're concerned. We can retaliate against any group or faction coming from there without quaking in our boots from cowardice.

The other thing we need to do is let it be known we will never tolerate an organized attack from any country, whether they have nuclear weapons or not. If Pakistan is the home base for the next group to attack us, launch conventional attacks against them and dare them to use their nukes. If they ignite even one nuke in reaction, turn them into a glass parking lot. And then dare any other nation that complains to give us an excuse to vaporize them.

If they want terrorism, give them REAL terrorism.