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Hi there! It's the author's overweight male spouse, pinch-hitting while the mistress of the house summons her muse for other work. I don't know about those two sometimes.  *suspicious*

Anyways, let's talk about some changes I've been working on. The big thing is that we have a Facebook page now. So those of you who are addicted to the social networking thing (read: Farmville) can now talk about us or to us on the biggest computer social network on the planet. Yay!

The next thing is I'm working on making Mary Anne's book list page a little more attractive by changing out the text links with cute little rectangular buttons like so:

Buy the paperback from Amazon!

Did you know there weren't any standard set of buttons for Amazon or Barnes & Noble or any other website that sells books? I know, it's crazy, isn't it? So I have to create my own and hope I don't get sued for adding to their profits.

 Now we come to the content portion of this post: a movie review. Mary Anne and I watched The Lovely Bones last night on one of our many premium cable channels.

WARNING! SPOILERS AHEAD! IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE AND DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S IN IT, TURN BACK NOW! Otherwise, click the "More" link below.

...continue reading "AOFM: Latest Site Changes & A Movie Review"

Is Stephen King really America's favorite novelist? I think lots of folks have seen movies based on his novels. I think King is famous enough to get his name before the movie title (i.e. - Stephen King's The Stand). But I really don't believe that he's America's favorite novelist despite the results of the new Harris Poll.

Don't get me wrong. I mean no disrespect to Mr. King. He's a fine writer and he's paid his dues. He deserves the money and the recognition. The other 2 writers who made the top 3 are James Patterson and John Grisham. Both of them also spin a fine tale and I know that I've read many of Grisham's legal thrillers. Heck, Grisham is sort of the red letter standard for lawyers (like me) who write. I've always been especially proud that Mr. Grisham is a Southern lawyer who writes. My home region is a proud place.

...continue reading "Romancing The Readers"

Amazon is rolling out their "Read the first chapter FREE" web gadget called Kindle for the Web slowly but surely.

The big news for Quacking Alone is that you can read the first chapter(s) of two of Mary Anne's books right on the web for free, thanks to this new nifty gadget. Brotherly Love and E-Mail Enticement will display right in your browser - no need for downloads or buying expensive devices or other messiness just to get a sample of her work. Just click on the provided links and VOILA you're reading!

The gadget is in beta right now, but as Amazon irons out the kinks, more and more books will have this option available. So check Mary Anne's list of books regularly and look for the appropriate links.

In the coming weeks I plan to do some little website tweaks that will hopefully make navigating the site a little easier with the added benefit of making it more aesthetically pleasing. So be on the lookout, mateys! Ahoy and avast!

Surrender the Booty! YARRR!!

(No, I'm not converting the blog to a pirate theme... no matter how much I'd like it  😉  )

To paraphrase Rev. Wright, some of my roosters have come home to roost. And we all know that there are good roosters and bad roosters.

The good rooster is my eldest, Zack. He's home for the weekend from UCF in Orlando, Florida where he's studying to be an engineer. He flew home on the rails, thanks to Amtrak and the Student Advantage program that gives travel discounts. We're looking into flying him home next time because Spirit Air has some good discounted rates and because I dearly love Amtrak, but their train schedules aren't what you'd call convenient. I had to get up at 3 a.m Thursday night/Friday morning to pick up the returning rooster from a train station a couple of hours away. I don't mind the trip - just the hour.

HOLLA at the Fall Rally Harley bikers and weekend visitors who were travelling to Myrtle Beach in the wee early hours on Friday morning. No, the woman whose car lurched randomly at one point wasn't coming home from a really good party. She was just sleepy. The kidlets (the newly retrieved oldest and my youngest, Sam) jolted from their comfy sleep to wide-awake and terrified consciousness and insisted that Mom visit the nearest convenience store for a good dose of caffeine.

I'm not so sure about the Spirit thing though. Their air fares look reasonable ($50.00 to fly from Orlando to Myrtle Beach) is a damned good looking rate. But sometimes the good looking ones don't turn out to be so good when you look at 'em close. The eldest pointed out that the fine-print on the Spirit site talks about fees and other charges not being included in the $50.00 fare. Those fees could up the cost considerably, making what looks like a good deal, not be such a good deal after all.

The one thing I can say about Amtrak after a lot of experience financing my son's trips home is that what you see is what you get. The round trip on the rails costs about $85.00 and the fare they quote is the full fare. There are no extra costs or charges (unless, possibly, you take a heck of a lot of luggage or something, but that's not a college kid problem). If Spirit offers a fare where what looks like a bargain turns out to be an actual bargain then we might give 'em a shot next time. Flying him right into Myrtle would be nice, but in my present economic circumstances, it'll only work if its nice and cheap.

My eldest is a rooster who's welcome to return home to roost any time. The sky is brighter, the air smells sweeter and life is better when all three of my resident roosters are roosting in their home coop.

The other rooster is a dose of cosmic karma, and it's a bad, bad, evil and downright nasty kind of rooster. It slapped me in the face this morning when I was boogling around my customized Google News page. A couple of years ago Mr. Quack and I were looking for an economical and LEGAL way to download some music to burn some CDs. For me, that means mostly songs of the 70s and 80s. Has any good music been written since the 80s? I think not. (Or mostly not. Charlie Daniels has a new one out called What This World Needs Is A Few More Rednecks.  I'm not too much on country, save for a few tunes and everything by Charlie Daniels).

...continue reading "Roosting Roosters"

Just wanted to notify you guys that we have a few more links and buttons in the sidebar, mainly related to a new venture that Mary Anne is exploring. Marianne Stephens, a romance author in her own right, is starting a new blog in October called All Day, All Night Divas. Its hook is that it features blog entries exclusively from romance authors with the name of Marianne, Mary Ann, or Mary Anne. And guess who here qualifies to blog there? Hmm? Hmm? Anybody you know? Anybody?

Anyways, that's the big news so far. The other news is that I'm going to try and get a new Kindle feature working on this blog - a "Read the First Chapter Free!" button.

Keep your eyes peeled for that and for Mary Anne's first blog entry on All Day, All Night Divas. Until then, kiddies, keep it realz0rs.

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Earlier this week I read a piece about Danielle Steel's interview with CBS News in which she denies being a romance author.  I found the statement so shocking that I emailed a link to the story to Mr. Quack.  From trolling the blogosphere since that time, I understand that Ms. Steel's statement surprised a bunch of folks. 

It also reminded me of a USA today piece about a novelist who lives right down the road a piece from me, Nicholas Sparks. Mr. Sparks was pretty vehement about not being a romance novelist too. 

What do Danielle and Nicholas have in common?  They're both laughing all the way to the bank. 

You know what else they have in common?  People read their books for the love stories.  Instead of sneering about the romance genre, Steel and Sparks should be thanking romance readers for supporting their work and buying their books.  See, romance is the not-so-little genre that could.  In these down and out times when everybody is cutting back on everything, people are still buying romance.  Today more readers than ever before need something that will take them out of reality and sweep them away on an emotional joy ride.

...continue reading "A Romance Novel By Any Other Name Would Still Read As Sweet"