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August 6th would  be Lucille Ball's 100th Birthday, but unfortunately she passed away in 1989.  For an over-the-top writer like me, Lucy's always been a real inspiration.

Lucy inspired legions of folks, including other celebrities.

“God wanted the world to laugh and He invented you.”

Sammy Davis Jr., speaking to Lucille Ball at a 1984 tribute in her honor

I've described my writing style as similar to "I Love Lucy" except that the hero is Lucy and the heroine is Desi. 

Happy Birthday, Lucy.  I bet you're just making 'em laugh on a bigger stage now.

Hi y'all.  Just popping in to let you know that my book, A Faerie Fated Forever, which has been free for a few days on B&N, Apple, KOBO, and Smashwords, just went FREE at Amazon.  Pick it up for your Kindle by clicking HERE.  

After you check out the view from over the top of love by reading Faerie, I hope you'll boogle by my author page on Amazon and check out some of my other books.  Two sequels to Faerie are out - A Golden Forever and A Sixth Sense of Forever. (I love both but I have a special place in my heart for Golden.)  Don't forget to pick up my other historicals, The Duke of Eden and Brotherly Love.   I've also got 2 contemporaries - Email Enticement and Griffin's Law - that take place at the intersection of love and the law.

Happy Reading!!

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There's been a growing attempt by some authors to make the writing world a society of classes.  Certain status-hungry authors want to define terms as labels.  The labels  allow those writers to cling to the status that apparently means more to them than their relationships with other writers or their readers. In other words, the name game is really the fame game.

Back in the olden days - a couple of years ago - an author was forced into a system where the people who created the work had to act as beggars, supplicants crawling in mass numbers to bow before the altars of literary agents.  The agents functioned as super readers - if they liked your work they might deign to present it to publishers and rake in 15% of your sales for their efforts.  And the publishers?  Whether they were the "Big 6" or smaller, self owned "independent" companies, they generally published only work that was pretty much cookie-cutter - change the name of the author and the cover and send out the same kind of books over and over.

...continue reading "Indie vs Self Published: What’s In A Name If The Game’s The Same?"

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I promised everyone that I'd post my last piece written for The Marianne's Blog after another blog or two had been posted.  So, without further ado - here it is! 

ABC and NBC are spending a lot of $$$ to market sexism to a new generation. An insidious media campaign is helping the networks along by working to convincing women that they're not smart enough to know the difference between real life and make believe. Wouldn't the little ladies be a lot happier if they just returned to their "place?"

NBC is at least being honest and "in your face" about its intentions. There's nothing subtle about the sexist message behind their new Fall TV show - "The Playboy Club." The "About the Show" section of NBC's Playboy page puts the message right out there. It says: "It's the early '60s, and the legendary Playboy Club in Chicago is the door to all your fantasies... and the key is the most sought-after status symbol of its time. Step inside the seductive world of the Bunny, the epitome of beauty and service, and rub shoulders with the decade's biggest mobsters, politicos and entertainers (like Tina Turner and Sammy Davis, Jr.)"

The Playboy Club will feature Eddie Cibrian starring as Nick, the dapper hero presiding over a world of grown women who saunter around in tiny little plunging neckline bunny suits, complete with fuzzy tails and matching bunny ears. Hugh Heffner's voice over says that Nick's world was an amazing place where "everything was perfect, where life was magic, where ... fantasies became realities for everyone who walked through the door."  Hef's tagline doesn't add ....... except for the women selling their dignity to make a dollar - but that would've been a little too honest now, wouldn't it?

...continue reading "DOES SEXISM SELL?"

The Fat Man here. Let me tell you something that's pretty awesome.

That's taking an idea, typing some things on your computer keyboard, moving and clicking your mouse around, turning that idea into a bunch of electrons and photons, then sending those electrons and photons to a place where those infinitesimal little particles (that originated from an even more immeasurable set of things) are transformed into a solid, tangible, molecular thing.

My fat hand holding ideas which have taken on a material form.

Behold such a thing. Mary Anne's latest work, The Duke of Eden, is now available in paperback. She and I (mostly she) finished up work on it a month or so ago. Her ideas became words, then became text, then became electronic signals and magnetic spots on a hard disk.

I listened to her ideas, found some collections of photons recorded by other nice people, took some ideas of my own and manipulated the photons into a form I found to be pleasing. I created magnetic spots on my hard disk from the photons, then sent an electron stream that was a copy of Mary Anne's magnetic spots and my magnetic spots over to CreateSpace. There, they decoded the electron stream, put ink and other chemicals on various thicknesses of paper as indicated by the stream, then cut the papers, glued them together, and sent us back their product, which was really our product in a solid, material form.

My fat hand holding incarnated thoughts, rear view.

That's pretty damned awesome in my opinion. I would say dare say it was verging on magic. All things considered, the 21st Century hasn't delivered everything that was promised to us a few decades ago, but I'm still impressed with what it has delivered. I guess I can wait on the flying cars and jet packs a little bit longer.

Now that the paperback is out and the e-book is available via a few other distribution channels, pick up our ideas incarnated today, mmkay? You'll be glad you did.

I'm hoping the answer will be NO.  Or perhaps, H..E..Double Hockey Sticks..NO!

My Blog is Up over at All Day, All Night ... Romance Divas.  It's the other place insane enough to let the Duck Lady swim over and give a Quack Out on a regular basis.

This month, I'm blogging about Sexism.  I discuss the Fall Network TV Schedules and the insidious Anti-Romance articles popping up lately.  Is there a connection? 

Put on your tinfoil hat, pop over and leave a comment.

My blogging insanity is at an ebb today because I dug down deep and cranked out A GOOD ONE for All Day, All Night, Romance Diva's -the Marianne's Blog. That post will be out and about on the 18th - which begins a minute after the stroke of midnight tonight.  Yeah, you should absolutely stay up to read it.  Yeah, it's that good.  I'll post a link on this blog for sure and after it comes down at ADAN later this week, I'll repost it here.  It bears repeating.

But what would the weekend be without a dose of QA insanity?  This week, the witty, wonderful wierdos on Twitter - myself included - participated in a fun # (hashtag).  Some of the ones I particularly liked appear below.  To check them all out, go on Twitter and enter the hashtag in the search.  Of course, you should IMMEDIATELY FOLLOW ALL THESE FOLKS -  

***#replaceawordinafamousquotewithduck***

@angeldodger  "I want your clothes, your boots and your Duck."

@valsadie  "Don't ask me about my Duck, Kay."

@_jax_  "A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a Duck." - Mark Twain.

@rodwinery  "Power corrupts. Absolute Duck corrupts absolutely."  Lord Acton.

@Im_bonafide  "Ask not what your Duck can do for you. Ask what you can do for your duck."

@amirhalbakri  "All for one & Duck for all."

@SarahBurnett  "The rumors of his Duck have been greatly exaggerated."

 @Perry_e  "Another one bites the Duck."

@taguan  "You want the Duck? You can't handle the Duck."

@quackingalone  "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a duck."

@xunes  "Duck the halls with boughs of holly."

@RichardWiegold  "A large Duck is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of."  Jane Austen.

@zelda_pinwheel  "When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the Duck."

@edovebragg "The first rule of Duck Club is: you do not talk about Duck Club."

@sboulton  "I'll make him a Duck he can't refuse."

@KillBen10  "They may take our lives, but they will never take our Ducks."

@YesYvonne  "You shall know the Duck and the Duck will set you free."

@demeIza2  "All the world's a stage and all the Men and Women merely Ducks."

@jarnoglenn  "I get by with a little help from my Duck."

@WJKrembi  "You're going to need a bigger Duck."

Again, the hashtag is full of teh funny, and I've only repeated a few of 'em above.  Go forth and check them out and the next time a funny hashtag is trending, play along!

I read an interesting post at Dear Author the other day. It was an interview with Carrie Feron, the Editorial Director at Avon.  That house publishes 8 original print romances and 4 digital first romances each month via Avon Impulse.  Yes, Virginia, it's one of the biggest publishing houses on planet Earth.

When Avon set up a digital first arm, the team thought the books for Impulse would be by unknown authors.  But in today's world, the business execs were surprised when their existing authors wanted in on the digital line.  It turns out that 1/3 to 1/2 of Impulse's ebooks are by existing Avon authors.  (I'm not surprised.  I'm not sure why Avon was either.) Avon's also learned pricing lessons from indies and will sell the digital books for less than $5.00.

Although all of Jane's interviews at DA are interesting, parts of this one were particularly intriguing. Ms. Feron said that what she is particularly looking for is a strong voice.  That means she will know who the author is from reading the first page of a book.  "If you have a strong enough voice, you can make your own niche."  

Ms. Feron also said that she's seen a lot of Regency stuff and is looking for something that hasn't been done before. She thinks readers are jaded so she's looking for old themes spun a new way.  But the most startling thing she said is this:  "She feels that a lot of authors self censor too much."

I'm an indie author but I'm smart enough to know that the big publishers have made fortunes predicting what readers want. (I don't think the big houses always got it right and I think they seriously screwed up when they got too big to take direct submissions from authors.  If you make your money from selling widgets but think you're too important to deal with the companies that make them, then sooner or later you're going to lose access to your product.) But despite all of that, we should always remember that publishers built empires from predictions just like these.  So I think that smart writers would do well to listen when free advice like this is passed along.

Thanks a million to Dear Author for the post.  If you're not already reading the site - shame on you.  You should check it every day and you should pay attention!

Now, what the Avon digital guru said of import was that she wants a strong voice and writers should tell take all the risks necessary to tell their stories full throttle.  I believe that means that writers should keep it real and be sure the voice that comes across on the pages is their own.  Trying to pretend to write in a way that doesn't come naturally or to "copy" the style of another successful author won't work for me and it won't work for you either.  A fake style comes across as fake to the readers. If they don't believe your voice they won't like your story. 

But Ms. Feron had more to say - she felt that too many authors censor themselves.   And it's flat out wrong for a writer to fail to tell their story exactly the way it should fall naturally.   Anytime an author fails to listen to her muse, the author is going off track.  Inspiration likes risk and risk takers.  Why take the risk of putting a story out there but refusing to tell the whole story? 

The way the book comes to you from your muse may be risky in theme.  It may barge right into a supposedly forbidden area. Or it may be tee-totally shocking.  So you draw back as you write or edit.  You change the book and make it "safer."  Oatmeal is safer than a steak but which would you rather have for dinner?  Playing it safe puts a book right in the middle of the pack - and it's a big ole' pack. 

When you write a book that takes risks, you will offend some people and you will turn some off.  Not everyone will like it.  But some people will love it. All of my books take risks and not everyone agrees with some of the things the characters go through.  But in every case the story went the way it should have gone.  My voice is over-the-top and the characters who populate my stories are going to go through some traumatic events on their way to their happily ever after.  But they'll get there - every time.  

Frankly, I think that Ms. Feron's advice isn't just good for writers when they're writing. It's also excellent advice for the best way to approach life. The person I am may not be everyone's cup of tea. But I am who I am and what I am and I don't change that for anyone.  And I always say what I think.  Life is too short for me to worry about saying this to person A or offending person B. 

So in writing and in life, I think we'll all get farther if we take the risks that need to be taken, do it in the way that feels natural, and take it all the way.

"Evel" Dick Donato was removed from the house this week because of "a personal matter." As a result of the ouster, Dick's playing partner and daughter, Daniele, got a golden key. So she's safe for the next few weeks.

Interesting.

Did anyone really believe that Dick and Daughter hadn't spoken for the last 3 years? I think that their pretend feud was designed to give 'em playing room. It also meant that a lot of the houseguests probably felt free to confide in Daniele about her Dad. If their heads were gonna be on the chopping block, she might've known.

I'm guessing that either Dick made up a crisis or behaved "Evel" enough to get tossed out. He'd likely guessed that his ouster would get his daughter a golden key.

Has anyone forgotten that in his season Dick tried to throw the vote to his daughter? Now, he likely thinks it's her turn to win the game. So Daddy gave her a golden chance.

If I'm right about the scheme, it's an awfully nice thing for an "Evel" guy to do.

Big Brother premiers on Thursday, July 7th at 9pm.  Goody. 

Trapping a group of people who have opposite personalities and lifestyles  into a house with no entertainment but each other? That's my kind of fun - as long as I'm watching and not playing.  It's even more fun these days because the current generation is used to being so connected electronically.  Think about it - no TV, no Computer, no Cell Phone, no iPad or Kindle.  They can't Tweet or Facebook. 

The trauma --

I love watching the contestants playing mind games on each other for fun and profit. And it's always interesting to try to predict who'll be the new couple doing the down and dirty.  There's always at least one - and sometimes two.  I'd be damned suspicious of a man who wanted to do the bedsheet boogie when the whole country is watching.  If he'll do that, I predict nude photos will be plastered all over cyberspace before y'all have been back in the real world for a month. 

This year they're bringing back past duos.  Now that's gotta be fun.  Will they still be together when the season starts? How about when it ends?  Will any of them be exes?  Of course, it won't all be couples but I'll bet they'll be my favorite.  It's a romance author's dream entertainment - Forced love or forced hate - it's bound to be fun. 

I'm looking forward to seeing the cast! 

On Thursday night, I'll be curled up on the couch with the remote waiting for 9 pm and singing - "Let's do the mind warp again...."