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Yes, Mer/Der lovers, on the last episode, "Bad Blood,"  - baby McDreamy kicked for the first time!

Doesn't every mother remember that feeling?  Like little butterfly wings at first.......  it's something no mother will ever forget.  You know you're carrying a baby, but that first kick is really when you start connecting to the developing little person you're incubating.  I talked to mine -- sometimes, I even sang to them.  Maybe that's why both boys get pained expressions on their faces when I sing today.  Likely, it's memories of being helpless and forced to hear mommy sing.

Read the whole episode rundown here on Starpulse.com.

Owen and Cristina went off drinking together, and that's got to be a good thing.  I'm still rooting for them, although I'm not convinced that they're each other's "soul mate."  Maybe, I've still got a Dr. Preston Burke hangup re Cristina.  Yeah, I know those were way early days and way long ago, but loyalty is one of my biggest character flaws/assets.  (Aren't most things both - in different ways?)  Still, I was glad to see Owen and Cristina boogle off together.  They both deserve some happiness.

Loved the bit at the end with Mer/Der in bed, with his hand covering her tummy, waiting for the kick so he could share it!!  Yeah, he wants to share it now, but wait till the wee kidlet gets bigger.  Mr. Duck swore our eldest did it deliberately.  He said Z kept kicking his back so hard it would drive him out of bed.

And the big news?  They're closing the ER to "stage" the hospital for potential buyers.  I hear there's a group of docs about to have a bunch of money to spend.  Can you imagine that group as co-owners?  What fun disputes that would...err.... will be.  Come on guys,  that's too tasty a morsel for Shonda "Sunshine" Rhimes and her gang of bangin' writers to pass up.

Maybe, McDreamy got the idea to buy Tully's from the docs' purchase of the hospital?  Tully's set McDreamy back 9.15 million - what's the going rate for buying a hospital these days?

I'm sure the docs will form an LLC or a Corporation to buy the hospital.  What would the name of that group be?

 

 

 

In the bad old days, ebooks didn't exist and publishers were the royals, ruling over all the reading landscape from their lofty castles.

Readers were common folk and publishers listened to them the same way politicians listen to voters - which is to say - not a'tall. And even though publishers built their castle from money they made by selling writer's books, they considered the writers commoners and they didn't listen to the writers either. All the nasty dealing with the commoners was done by minions called literary agents. The minions made their living from the writers work too, but even they didn't want to deal directly with the people who made it possible for them to not only survive, but to have direct access to the royals. So the minions only dealt with commoners who petitioned them properly - from afar and as briefly as possible.

And the readers? They read what the minions and the royals thought they should read. They had to, because there was nothing else. The royals controlled the workers who bound and printed the books. How did the readers hear about the new books? What made them think that these books were worthy of their hard-earned money? The royals and the minions had vast networks of trumpeters and town criers who went about, shouting the merits of the books the royals and minions wanted the readers to buy. And so the readers did buy. What else could they do?

Then one day, a new Castle was built by a company called Amazon. The company said it would change the world by dealing directly with the writers, valuing the opinions of the readers, and bypassing the printed books. They would deliver ebooks directly to readers who would screen the work for themselves, deciding whether or not to buy. And those readers could return to the Amazon and leave their thoughts and opinions about the work right on the Castle walls, for all to see. These reviews would tell future browsers what books they might enjoy.

And so the world changed. Even the royals had to travel to the Amazon and others came in to build Castles called Smashwords and Nook and KOBO. And the royals had to travel there too, for these days, the readers had become emboldened by having their power acknowledged. The readers didn't want their work pre-screened by the minions and the royals. Readers could decide for themselves and they did, in vast numbers, helped along by those words scrawled on the Castle walls.

But still - there was something missing. An advantage still lay in the hands of the minions and the royals. 'Twas those bloody trumpeters and town criers. The readers and the writers lacked those. What could be done about that? The writers despaired because great work went unread. Readers despaired for books they had discovered and loved and scrawled about on the Castle walls - they went undiscovered.

Then one day, a reader was shouting to a reader friend along a vast roadway about a wonderful new ebook. At the end of the message, the reader friend decided to pick up the book his comrade liked so well. And the reader friend shouted back to the reader, "Why, I heard that message loud and clear. You shout as well as a town crier!"

That's when the reader realized she had undervalued her own worth. Not only could she scrawl an opinion on the Castle wall -- she could cry to her friends about the work. Each reader could also be a town crier!!

Lo, it came to pass that the reader not only cried to the friends she met about her favorite ebooks, she took the message to her friends from afar via her personal message networks: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Google Plus, Email and her blog.

Yes, readers - today the playing fields are still far from equal. The Castle walls of the royals have crumbled and commoners wander in and out amongst the minions. The minions and the royals can no longer have absolute and total control of what readers can and cannot read. But wait -- while the minions and the royals lack total control, they still have EFFECTIVE CONTROL over which ebooks thrive and which molder in relative obscurity. For the minions and the royals can still afford to pay an army of town criers!!!

Such publicity machines often work all too well to convince readers that they should only spend their money for certain books. If that means they should avoid others, well, that's what they'll do. After all, they've never heard any publicity about THOSE books.....

This is a call to arms dear reader friends. The publishing revolution is not yet complete. The overthrow will culminate only when readers become town criers. If you like a book, by all means, leave a review at your site of purchase. But that is the beginning and not the end of your task. Once you've scrawled your endorsement on the Castle walls, you must take to the real and the virtual streets. Tell your neighbors and email, facebook and tweet your online friends and followers. Post your review on your blog and mention it on other sites you visit.

All the power will flow to the readers only when they seize it and claim it.

So -- seize the power. Be the publicity machine. Become a town crier and ---

TWEET 'EM IF YOU LIKE 'EM!!!

My new book - as yet untitled - is a Highland Romance.  It will be the first of a trio - my "lovely lairds" series.  I enjoyed writing about the Highlands in "A Faerie Fated Forever" and I'm enjoying spending keyboard time there again. But there is a challenge.  It's one that I - a born and bred Southerner - know all too well.

Dialect.

Regions where there is a well-known accent present a real challenge for everyone involved in the creative process - writers, actors, directors - everyone.  It particularly presents a challenge for readers and that increases the challenge for writers.   As readers, we all have our ideas about the vernacular of our home area or of a beloved romance novel region.   When the writer presents phrases differently, it challenges preconceptions in a way that births the reader reaction that writers hate -- "You got it wrong. You made a mistake."

It isn't possible to get it wrong.  It isn't possible to make a mistake with dialect.  Well, it is and it isn't.

You can't get dialect wrong because it's not like spelling.  There's not a "right" way to express how a region expresses itself.  However, there is a "wrong" way for a writer to do it.  The "wrong" way is the way that tears the reader out of the book.  And the bad part of writing dialect?  There is no way that any writer, now matter how great or gifted, will ever write dialect to suit every reader.  It's like my day job - I practice law in an office where it seems that no matter what we do, we didn't do it exactly the way the boss wanted.  It's very liberating once you accept that you won't get it right.  It means you do what you think best and let the chips fall as they will anyway.

Writing dialect is exactly that way.  I throw in some Highland Scottish dialect at points where I think it suits the story and I write it as it suits my ear and my sensibility.  It may not suit yours.  Like I said above, I'm Southern and Lord Knows, when I read books set in the South or watch a TV show or movie with Southern characters - they never get it right!!  Of course, they never get it wrong either.

Dialect helps set the mood and makes the actions of some of the characters make sense.  A laird might not act or react in a way that other people from other areas would act or react.  That's part of what makes the story, after all.  As readers we all enjoy visiting places defined by other senses and sensibilities.  I live with that because Southerners won't act or react the way people from any other part of the USA will act or react to many, many things.  We enjoy our differences and we celebrate them.  We don't mind seeing them explored; we just don't want to see them exploited.

To me, that's the delicate balance of dialect.  I want it in my story.  I want the characters to occasionally say ye, aye, lass, lad, and sassenach.  It kindles the mood, keeps the magic alive, and reminds the reader that the story is set in a different place.  But I don't want to use dialect in a way that offends Highlanders who read the story.  (I've had reviews on the UK Amazon site from Scots for A Faerie Fated Forever complimenting this.)  I also don't want to use so much dialect that reading the story becomes a chore, rather than a pleasure.

So, I'm presently writing the first of my "lovely lairds" trilogy and trying to toss in enough dialect to season it properly, but not so much it overwhelms.  Like seasoning, dialect will make or break a story and I'm trying to get it right, even though I can't get it wrong.  Do ye ken?

With the dawn of 2013, a couple of university's turned their attention to their annual lists of which words should be "in" and which should be "out."

Lake Superior State University publishes an annual "list of Words to be Banished from the Queen's English for Misuse, Overuse and General Uselessness."  The list consists of a dozen words or phrases compiled from more than 5,000 nominations received from around the globe.

What words would most people like to see banished this year?  "Fiscal cliff" topped the list with 652 votes.  This year's list of words and phrases people wish everyone would stop using includes the following:

  • Fiscal cliff
  • Kick the can down the road
  • Double down
  • Job creators/creation
  • Passion/passionate
  • YOLO (You only live once)
  • Spoiler alert
  • Bucket list
  • Trending
  • Superfood
  • Boneless wings
  • Guru

I still kind of like trending, spoiler alert and bucket list.  Do y'all disagree with any of these?  Do any deserve to be saved from the fate of banishment?

Rather than listing words to be "banished,"  Wayne State University compiles a list of words it wants saved from extinction.

We have a wonderfully rich resource at our disposal, the English language,” said Jerry Herron, dean of the Irvin D. Reid Honor's College at Wayne State University. “The more we use that language to its full capacity, the more we are able to discriminate and describe the world around us, the more interesting the world gets to be.”

Wayne State also accepts nominations online.  According to Herron, WSU looks for words "that describe a phenomenon in the world that is too little acknowledged or looked at and words that are fun to use."

This year's top 10 words to be saved list - and their meanings - are:

  • Buncombe – Rubbish; nonsense; empty or misleading talk.
  • Cerulean – The blue of the sky.
  • Chelonian ­– Like a turtle.
  • Dragoon – To compel by coercion; to force someone to do something they’d rather not.
  • Fantods – Extreme anxiety, distress, nervousness or irritability.
  • Mawkish – Excessively sentimental; sappy; hopelessly trite.
  • Natter – To talk aimlessly, often at great length; rarely, it means simply to converse.
  • Persiflage – Banter; frivolous talk.
  • Troglodyte – Literally, a cave-dweller. More frequently a backward, mentally sluggish person.
  • Winkle – To pry out or extract something; from the process of removing the snail from an edible periwinkle.

I like to natter about mawkish matters, which Mr. Duck considers so much buncombe or persiflage.  We all know a few troglodytes and don't we all spend a fair amount of time dragooning our children?

Frankly my dear, I adore both lists.  They're fun to look at, discuss and consider.  But I really don't think that any words or phrases deserve to be banished.  Let's enjoy all words instead.  If we didn't keep 'em around, we could never winkle the troglodytes from their caves and toss them off the fiscal cliff.  And if we eliminate the word trending, how will this blog post manage to do that very thing on Twitter?

YOLO, so I wish you a cerulean day, free of fantods and full of mawkish romance novels!

**MAY THE DUCK BE WITH YOU**

This is just a brief note to let my readers know that I'm hard at work again on my next historical romance. This one is set in the Scottish Highlands. I do love a good laird, don't you?

Or is that a bad laird? Or is it three bad lairds?

And they're lovely -- the lovely lairds - or so all the lasses say, anyway.

It's the lasses that are Ram's problem. He's presently blessed with an overabundance of betrotheds. Yes, they should be one to a customer but somehow Laird Ram Sutherland finds himself betrothed to two women at the same time. What's a laird to do?

As soon as my muse fills me in on that -- and I finish the book -- readers of this blog will be the first to know.

Stay tuned, because Mary Anne Graham and Quacking Alone Romance is about to take you over the top of one of the highest, most ruggedly beautiful spots on the planet. The view is bound to be as grand as the journey is giddy. While you await my new Highland historical, be sure and pick up Peter's story - "A Magical Forever." It's exclusive to Amazon until March 30th but then it will be available everywhere.

Big news from the QA Romances front - "A Magical Forever" - the newest in the "Forever Series" is available NOW.

The book is exclusive to Amazon via the KDP Select program until March 30th.  That means, if you're an Amazon "Prime" customer, you can borrow the book FREE.  And who doesn't love free, right?  Or, because you'll want to own it forever, you might prefer to hit the "buy" button instead.  It's only $3.99 - which is less than a fast food meal from Burger King or Wendy's.

However, these days, almost everyone has a Kindle App, right?  Even if you use a "Nook" an i-anything, a tablet or a smartphone, you either have or should have a Kindle App.  If you don't have it yet, go to Amazon, search the term and download it.  Even if you have a Nook, a little help from a computer savvy pal should get you in a position to get the Kindle app.

This is Peter's story - fans of the series will recall that Peter is Vivian's brother.  Viv hooked up with Colt in "A Golden Forever."  Peter has a magical encounter with a blue-eyed diamond-backed rattler which changes his life.

If you've never read a "Forever Series" book, you can dive right in with any of them, and "A Magical Forever" is a good place to start.  All books in the series stand alone, so you can read them in any order - I'd say you could even read just one, but who wants to do that?

Put some magic in your New Year and make 2013 the start of  "A Magical Forever"!!!