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They say that even a broken clock is right twice a day.  My percentage may not be quite as good as that broken timepiece, but by The Great Green Toad Frog, once in a great while - I'm right too. 

A while back, I started blogging about my dissatisfaction with Mobipocket.  As you may know, Mobi is the ebookbase distributor that used to be THE place for indie publishers to sell ebooks.  The little French company was going gangbusters until 2005 arrived and the American giant, Amazon, gobbled up little Mobi.  Many thought that the purchase meant that Amazon's already immense assets and web presence would advance the brand, provide a killer venue to the indie publishers, and make the Mobi format the industry standard for ebooks.  But, of course, it didn't work out that way.

It was a strategic takeover for the Giant which was apparently already eyeballing plans for an ebook distribution service of its own.  The purchase meant that Amazon could cannibalize the company by siphoning off pieces and parts of the Mobi technology. I'm no gadget guru (my hubby wears that hat), but I suspect that computer folk would be able to examine the Kindle app's code and see the fingerprints of its Mobi forerunner.  Once the Giant licked all the red off the Mobi sucker, it could toss the sucker in the garbage. 

...continue reading "It's An Amazon World (After All)"

Howdy chitlins, it's me again, the husband.

I finally got the paperback cover completed for E-Mail Enticement, the text formatted, and the whole thing uploaded to CreateSpace. The e-store page for it is up, but the book itself won't be available until we approve the proof copy currently on its way to the humble Graham abode.

Also, be on the lookout for it to appear on Amazon's site. I will, as usual, update the links on Quacking Alone when Amazon does all of its voodoo to get the book up there.

In the meantime, please enjoy an image of the full paperback cover here (also accessible via the sidebar and the complete list of books page). And buy it on your Kindle or other favorite e-book reader if you don't need a 5" x 8" projectile with which to smack a beloved cranium.

Until next time, chitterlings, be good and if you see me approaching, DUCK!!

This week over at one of my favorite Internet spots - Romancing The Blog - there was an interesting discussion about the importance of historical accuracy in romances.  A Fine and Dandy Problem was posted on the site on October 13th by literary agent Emmanuelle Alspaugh.   Check out the post if you can - Ms. Alspaugh used a specific example from one of her clients to highlight the issue and she did a fine job of tossing a meaty bone for blog followers to chase.  I chased it and lost on the site, but (cue music) I stand by my stance.

I think historical romance is any romance that takes place in a previous era.  In other words, if it's not contemporary, then it's historical.  To me, the period of a piece sets the mood.  Beyond that, I think details are pretty much fair game.  Okay, a Regency novel where the heroine e-mails a friend for advice might be (are you sitting down?) a little over the top even for me.  But precise details like whether the railroads ran a specific route, intricate details about heirs to a particular title,  the names of places and people -including dukes, earls and the like - can, and often should be created entirely from the mind of the author.   I don't care whether women were wearing a particular style during the years of my story - in fact, I don't care that much exactly what anyone was wearing.  If I describe a gown in detail, it's because those details will play an important part of the scene.  Otherwise, I don't sweat the small stuff.

...continue reading "It's Called Fiction For A Reason"

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Our new project this week - the book trailer for Faerie (see post from hubby below, YouTube, Yahoo Video, & Coming Soon Everywhere We Can Think Of)  turns my thoughts to marketing and the state of the industry generally. 

Of course, it also turns my thoughts to Faerie which is my "rest of the story" spin on the famous legend of the Clan McLeod of the Isle of Skye in Scotland.  After Ian's handfast marriage to a faerie princess ended after a year and a day, per his agreement with her da, the Faerie King, the princess returned to the land of faerie.  Her braw, strong hubby watched her go, holding their infant son, without making a single protest.  Later, the babe cried and the princess returned to comfort him, leaving him wrapped in a faerie flag that could be used to protect the Clan.  Interesting story, but what laird worth his highland blood would let a beloved go without fighting to keep her?  And after she left, we have a fine laird with a castle and no lady wife.  When he marries, how will the princess feel?  Surely, the many tears she'd shed would anger her powerful father into appearing at the wedding reception and pronouncing a curse. 

Check out the trailer for A Faerie Fated Forever, and you'll get a glimpse of that handfast marriage that ended in a curse that the current laird must meet or risk living his father's tormented, unfulfilled life.  You'll also get a glimpse of the gorgeous terrain of the highlands and hints of the rest of the plot.  So watch the trailer and buy the book or the e-book. 

After watching markets recently, I'm betting you'd buy the e-book. 

...continue reading "Does Anyone Buy Paperbacks Anymore?"

Greetings and salutations, kiddies. One of the many reasons I haven't got Mary Anne's E-mail Enticement into paperback form yet (besides being an enormous slacker) is a little project she assigned me.

It seems the newest thing in publishing is the book trailer - essentially a short video to whet your appetite for a book. It's much like a movie trailer, except more of a pain in the gluteus maximus because you don't have any video footage to begin with and you do them for authors who just looooove words, words, and more words.

At any rate, with much fury, frustration, and cursing with Windows Movie Maker, I have finally completed Quacking Alone's very first book trailer.

Behold, A Faerie Fated Forever, the book trailer:

I write romance so, obviously, I read romance too.  Try writing a book in a genre you haven't read for years -- go ahead, I dare you. 

As readers, I think we all have some things that turn us off from the get go.  I know there are plot descriptions I can read and almost every time I'll slide the book back on the (real or virtual) shelf.  I've created taboos because if I buy a book with one of these plots, I'll almost always have buyer's remorse.  Do I hate the book because it's bad? Maybe, my preconceived ideas created hurdles so high that no writer could have written a story about these plotlines that I'd have enjoyed.

Here are some of the plots that turn me - the buyer - off:

...continue reading "Plots That Make Me Say — No Sale"