Hi guys, it's the Angry One, making a small contribution from the storehouse of dysfunction that is Crazy Duck Lady's husband's brain.<\/p>\n
Over a decade ago, I used to write little comedy bits for websites here and there. They are all gone now, but I've managed to dredge up a few little things from my packrat hard drive. A couple of them I've put on the blog here already, but there was one series in particular that I enjoyed writing - the story of Ogg and Linda, caveman and wife.<\/p>\n
I used a lot of my own experiences with women and the funny differences between them and the male half of the species for material. After a marriage lasting over 25 years and interaction with women on a daily basis at the workplace, the comedy almost wrote itself.<\/p>\n
This particular story came from my helping the ladies of the one of the\u00a0departments in my workplace\u00a0move their offices around.<\/p>\n
There are some things in our climb from the swamp to the stars that will never change for women, one of those things being a dissatisfaction with all arrangements of furniture...<\/p>\n
LINDA:<\/strong> I think that oak log looks better over on the west side of the cave, next to the two boulders there.<\/p>\n OGG:<\/strong> YOU HAD LOG THERE TWO DAY AGO. ME GOT WET FROM RAIN WHEN SIT ON LOG.<\/p>\n LINDA:<\/strong> Well, let's just mo...<\/p>\n OGG:<\/strong> WHAT YOU MEAN LETS. YOU MEAN OGG DON'T YOU.<\/p>\n LINDA:<\/strong> Well, I'm a weak little woman and you're the big brutish caveman aren't you? *I'm* certainly not capable of throwing huge rocks and wood around, am I?<\/p>\n OGG:<\/strong> OH NO WOMAN ASKING QUESTIONS THIS BAD ME CONFUSED.<\/p>\n LINDA:<\/strong> Okay then, just move the log over there then, alright?<\/p>\n OGG:<\/strong> UGGGGGGGGGGGGGH OKAY OKAY ME MOVE IT.<\/p>\n *Ogg sits in the rain for the entirety of the next week*<\/em><\/p>\n OGG:<\/strong> Why Ogg get woman anyway. Ugh.<\/p>\n *Linda skips happily through the room, kisses Ogg on his sloping forehead*<\/em><\/p>\n OGG:<\/strong> Oh. That why.<\/p>\n fin<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Hi guys, it's the Angry One, making a small contribution from the storehouse of dysfunction that is Crazy Duck Lady's husband's brain. Over a decade ago, I used to write little comedy bits for websites here and there. They are all gone now, but I've managed to dredge up a few little things from my ...continue reading \"Ogg & Linda #1 – Furniture\"<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2981,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quackingalone.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4101"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quackingalone.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quackingalone.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quackingalone.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2981"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quackingalone.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4101"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/quackingalone.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4101\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4102,"href":"https:\/\/quackingalone.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4101\/revisions\/4102"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quackingalone.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4101"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quackingalone.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4101"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quackingalone.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4101"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nOGG:<\/strong> Ugh, what you want now woman?<\/p>\n