{"id":4008,"date":"2014-09-18T19:02:35","date_gmt":"2014-09-18T23:02:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quackingalone.com\/blog\/?p=4008"},"modified":"2014-09-18T19:02:35","modified_gmt":"2014-09-18T23:02:35","slug":"were-not-dead-yet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quackingalone.com\/blog\/2014\/09\/18\/were-not-dead-yet\/","title":{"rendered":"We&#8217;re Not Dead&#8230; Yet&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hey babies, it's your rockin' and rollin' favorite angry old fat dude here. It's been a long time since the last post, so I just wanted to reassure you, Mary Anne's\/Olivia Outlaw's readers, that we're doing OK and nothing super bad or good has happened. We're just busier, that's all.<\/p>\n<p>A second job for yours truly has resulted in more neglect to the website, and the Crazy Duck Lady has had her full-time hours reinstated for her day job, so she has less time to grind away at <del>video slots<\/del> the latest books in her two ongoing projects, the Carnal Collateral male\/male series and the Forever\u00a0faerie series.<\/p>\n<p>Well, I finally had to break down and update some more behind-the-scenes stuff on the website. Of course it had stabilized so now Yahoo is hard at work trying to screw it up again. At any rate, I got the updating done tonight, so the site should comply with their little rules and regulations and they can stop bothering me so I can stop thinking about ripping their faces off and rubbing course sea salt onto their raw exposed face muscles and letting diseased rats chew on their fatty little cheekbones.<\/p>\n<p>Night night! Sleep tight! Don't let the rodents bite!<\/p>\n<p>P.S. I'll update the website a little more soon with proper cover pictures while Mary Anne gets her freak on with the man-on-man action.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey babies, it's your rockin' and rollin' favorite angry old fat dude here. It's been a long time since the last post, so I just wanted to reassure you, Mary Anne's\/Olivia Outlaw's readers, that we're doing OK and nothing super bad or good has happened. We're just busier, that's all. A second job for yours <a href=\"https:\/\/quackingalone.com\/blog\/2014\/09\/18\/were-not-dead-yet\/\" class=\"more-link\">...continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> \"We&#8217;re Not Dead&#8230; Yet&#8230;\"<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2981,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,8],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quackingalone.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4008"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quackingalone.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quackingalone.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quackingalone.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2981"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quackingalone.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4008"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/quackingalone.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4008\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4009,"href":"https:\/\/quackingalone.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4008\/revisions\/4009"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quackingalone.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4008"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quackingalone.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4008"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quackingalone.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4008"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}