{"id":3091,"date":"2013-03-21T22:02:51","date_gmt":"2013-03-22T02:02:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quackingalone.com\/blog\/?p=3091"},"modified":"2013-03-21T22:02:51","modified_gmt":"2013-03-22T02:02:51","slug":"idle-hands-liveblogging-greys-anatomy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quackingalone.com\/blog\/2013\/03\/21\/idle-hands-liveblogging-greys-anatomy\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Idle Hands&#8221; &#8211; Liveblogging Grey&#8217;s Anatomy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The voice over - work keeps us out of trouble? \u00a0Have these people seen my office?<\/p>\n<p>McDreamy talking to the McNugget? \u00a0Now that's yummy. \u00a0Even if Meredith is already in worried Mommy mode. \u00a0Yeah, an idle mind will get us into trouble - or at least mischief. \u00a0Meredith is worried about her baby? \u00a0She should try being a Type1 Diabetic hearing the laundry list of hideous possibilities from a whole team of doctors.<\/p>\n<p>So the new \"Grey+Sloan Memorial\" is a high tech wonderland. \u00a0Hopefully, they have a team of IT people. \u00a0McGeeks.<\/p>\n<p>Matthew's never \"been to the carnival?\" \u00a0He thinks April's never been either - and April is worried about corrupting Matthew. \u00a0Yo, April - this is not a good subject to discuss with dark and twisty Meredith.<\/p>\n<p>The sweet teacher has cancer? \u00a0I've got to take another aspirin. \u00a0Did y'all see that study where they say that taking at least 3 aspirin a week helps prevent cancer? \u00a0I mean seriously, it helps heart patients and now it prevents cancer? \u00a0And you can buy a big bottle of generic aspirin for $1.99 while a prescription antibiotic that will do bupkis for heart problems or cancer costs enough to feed you for a week. \u00a0What genius sets these pricing priorities?<\/p>\n<p>Now April's talking to Callie about the carnival?<\/p>\n<p>Karev is screwing with Jo's doctor boyfriend. \u00a0Good for him!<\/p>\n<p>There's a very angry father pushing around an intern. \u00a0McDreamy is doing brainsurgery on angry father's kid. \u00a0Am I a bad person because I look forward to angry father trying out that 'tude on McDreamy?<\/p>\n<p>The teacher lies to her kids and says she'll be right back to teaching. \u00a0Meredith lies and agrees when the teacher asks her too. \u00a0(April - see what I mean about that whole morality coaster carnival ride?)<\/p>\n<p>Okay, Karev - having the doctor boyfriend call out in the waiting room for patient Genny Talia? \u00a0Reminds me of The Simpsons. \u00a0Paging Dr. Bart......... \u00a0is that a scary thought or what?<\/p>\n<p>And Cristina's cutting edge surgery turns out to be -- a pitch session for funding for phase 3 of a clinical trial. \u00a0Get used to it, Cristina. \u00a0All those lives in your OR and all those futures in a Courtroom? \u00a0They're the fun part of practice. \u00a0But the bottom line is that without a strong bottom line there is no practice. \u00a0Even businesses that aren't about business - are all about business.<\/p>\n<p>Cristina rants while Mer worries about the baby kicking. \u00a0And Mer thinks Cristina's voice will calm down the baby? \u00a0Uh ohh - there's Bailey who has been wanting to pitch Genome mapping. \u00a0So Bailey pitches to the McNugget -- and it calms down the tyke-in-production.<\/p>\n<p>Webber tells Karev to get more creative than fake patients with funny names. \u00a0So he has doctor boyfriend bring a urine sample to Bailey. \u00a0Okay - guffaw. \u00a0That was funny.<\/p>\n<p>And Cristina pays back the doctor who was pitching her by giving Bailey his research money. \u00a0Yep. \u00a0Business can be fun.<\/p>\n<p>Calzona and the massage? \u00a0Now that's sexy. \u00a0Massages are always sexy - just ask Mr. Duck! \u00a0You know, he needs to blog again soon. \u00a0Maybe he should post one about how he manages not to kill a crazy duck lady. \u00a0A self-help book for all the men married to romance writers trying to get their careers to bud. \u00a0It would be a public service, really.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, the new full body scan was cool. \u00a0I just think April needs to stop looking for clues from the universe. \u00a0That's my job. \u00a0(If my hubby tells me about a bird he saw in the yard, I'll ask -- was it a lucky bird?) \u00a0But really, April, the universe isn't always trying to solve your carnival crisis. \u00a0Ride or don't ride. \u00a0Just be happy about it.<\/p>\n<p>McDreamy takes out angry Dad with one big emotional punch. \u00a0That's his specialty really. \u00a0He's an emotional savant. \u00a0How else could he have a happy marriage with Meredith?<\/p>\n<p>Meredith and her mania about the baby are driving McDreamy crazy. \u00a0So - he takes Mer off to do all the testing he can think of to try to ease her mind. \u00a0See - an emotional savant.<\/p>\n<p>The first McDreamy McNugget pic! \u00a0Okay, all the parents out there - it's memory lane time. \u00a0AND IT'S A BOY!!!<\/p>\n<p>Homework assignment - Name the McNugget***-<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The voice over - work keeps us out of trouble? \u00a0Have these people seen my office? McDreamy talking to the McNugget? \u00a0Now that's yummy. \u00a0Even if Meredith is already in worried Mommy mode. \u00a0Yeah, an idle mind will get us into trouble - or at least mischief. \u00a0Meredith is worried about her baby? \u00a0She should <a href=\"https:\/\/quackingalone.com\/blog\/2013\/03\/21\/idle-hands-liveblogging-greys-anatomy\/\" class=\"more-link\">...continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> \"&#8220;Idle Hands&#8221; &#8211; Liveblogging Grey&#8217;s Anatomy\"<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quackingalone.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3091"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quackingalone.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quackingalone.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quackingalone.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quackingalone.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3091"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/quackingalone.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3091\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3098,"href":"https:\/\/quackingalone.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3091\/revisions\/3098"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quackingalone.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3091"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quackingalone.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3091"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quackingalone.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3091"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}