{"id":2417,"date":"2012-06-16T12:38:12","date_gmt":"2012-06-16T16:38:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/quackingalone.com\/blog\/?p=2417"},"modified":"2012-06-16T13:23:47","modified_gmt":"2012-06-16T17:23:47","slug":"naughty-school-girls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quackingalone.com\/blog\/2012\/06\/16\/naughty-school-girls\/","title":{"rendered":"Naughty School Girls"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A search for \"naughty school girls\" hits the blog nearly every day and usually multiple times.\u00a0 It's one of those strange things that makes me say -- hanh?\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>It's the cover for\u00a0Griffin's and John's post about covers that hits, I think.\u00a0 I just find it an odd search to land on a romance blog.\u00a0 I never see searches for naughty school boys hit, but now that I've mentioned it here - I bet they'll start coming too!\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Here are some random phrases thrown out just to attract searches everywhere:\u00a0<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Shagging at Myrtle Beach;<\/li>\n<li>Two For One Sale;<\/li>\n<li>Lusty Ladies;<\/li>\n<li>Lusty Lads;<\/li>\n<li>Day Jobs Are Cruel and Unusual Punishment;<\/li>\n<li>Geeks Are Sexy;<\/li>\n<li>Sex On The Beach;<\/li>\n<li>Sex In The Sand;<\/li>\n<li>Handcuffs in Strange Places;<\/li>\n<li>9 to 5 Is 8 Hours Too Long;<\/li>\n<li>Fifty Shades of Furries;<\/li>\n<li>Whips and Chains With Cherries On Top;<\/li>\n<li>Sex On A Tightrope Over Niagra Falls;<\/li>\n<li>Forever Isn't Long Enough Unless It's Too Long;<\/li>\n<li>Writers Are Strange People Who Do Strange Things;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Okay - that's enough for now.\u00a0 Maybe we'll throw some more grist out for the search engines again later.<\/p>\n<p>If you're strange enough to search for some of these things, you deserve what you hit and you should go buy one - or all - of my books immediately.\u00a0 Think of it as penance.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A search for \"naughty school girls\" hits the blog nearly every day and usually multiple times.\u00a0 It's one of those strange things that makes me say -- hanh?\u00a0 It's the cover for\u00a0Griffin's and John's post about covers that hits, I think.\u00a0 I just find it an odd search to land on a romance blog.\u00a0 I <a href=\"https:\/\/quackingalone.com\/blog\/2012\/06\/16\/naughty-school-girls\/\" class=\"more-link\">...continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> \"Naughty School Girls\"<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quackingalone.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2417"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quackingalone.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quackingalone.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quackingalone.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quackingalone.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2417"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/quackingalone.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2417\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2422,"href":"https:\/\/quackingalone.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2417\/revisions\/2422"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quackingalone.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2417"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quackingalone.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2417"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quackingalone.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2417"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}