... maybe you should take all of those clothes off so we can be comfortable while talking about it.
Category: Humor
Humorous or satirical posts that (for the most part) shouldn’t be taken seriously.
DIRTY DUCK!!!
You have to keep your duck clean. You wouldn't want a dirty duck. NOBODY likes a dirty duck!
Except my wife, maybe. But not the guy who made this video.
Trust The Duck
So You Can Laugh While I Write
So you can laugh while I write - check out the funny commercials in the video below. Foreign ads (those NOT from the US), include humor that our former PC sensibilities wouldn't allow. While I'm glad the PC culture is FINALLY on the way out - it'll take a while to exit. In the meantime, ENJOY!!
Rescue Goat With Anxiety Only Calms Down In Her Duck Costume
Lauricella runs a goat rescue group called Goats of Anarchy in New Jersey. She thought the duck costume would look cute on her baby goats, especially the newest rescue goat named Polly. So she bought the costume and took it home, not thinking too much of it. Little did Lauricella know just how much Polly would love that duck costume.
He’s Got Your Back
God Emperor of Soon – Installment 9
Installments 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 , 7. and 8
I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Prima
It was Coronation Day.
The day that Hillary had been waiting to experience for over 10,000 years. The day she would take her rightful place as Empress of Humanity, the position she had been born to fill, born an almost infinite number of times. Her destiny was finally here, just within her hungry, yearning grasp.
God Emperor of Soon – Installment 8
Installments 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 and 7.
I’m a registered Republican. I’m a pretty conservative guy. I’m somewhat liberal on social issues, especially health care, et cetera, but I’d be leaving another party, and I’ve been close to that party. - Trump, before the Apotheosis
The desert.
That's what most of the world had become, and in the middle of it was where Hillary the Ghola found herself at that moment, sweating and suffering.
She turned to the right at the giant obelisk and trekked what seemed like dozens of miles, per the directions given to her by Jenner. Several millennia ago, Hillary Prima knew the tower as the Washington Monument. Since then, though, it had been purchased by an entertainment megacorporation during the Entertainment Wars and had "The Huffington Post" carved upon its stone sides.
God Emperor of Soon – Installment 7
Installments 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6 .
What I'm doing is going to do some good. And we're going to change the world. - Bruce Jenner, before his first Transformation.
"Hillary? Hillary?"
She beheld the smoothly inhuman face of Jenner extremely close to hers when she came out of her hysterical stupor. "What happened?" Suddenly her memories of the last few minutes came back, jarring her to full consciousness. "Oh my God... What a monster... He... my daughter..." She felt faint again.
"Whoa whoa whoa. Let's not have a repeat of that, okay? But now you see."
She hesitated, then the anger boiled up. "Yes. I see now why... why He must... HE MUST DIE!"
Jenner put a finger to his lips and shushed her. "Quiet, now. You've got to be a little more subtle if you want to be successful."
God Emperor of Soon – Installment 6
Installments 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 .
I believe the primary role of the state is to teach, train, and raise children. Parents have a secondary role. - Hillary Prima
Hillary the Ghola was suspicious. "Where are you taking me? What do I need to see?"
Jenner replied, "We are going to where you were born. Or, more correctly, where gholas are born. And what you need to see is what all the Hillarys have seen that made them understand what a true monster Trump is. Not just His outward form, but his inner self as well."