It’s the husband of the Crazy Duck Lady, with the simple announcement that all of her Carnal Collateral books have been published and are online, waiting for you guys to download them and salivate over them (or whatever it is you do).

You can see the last one, Devil’s Delight, in the sidebar and the Olivia Outlaw books page. Or you can click the links I just graciously provided for you out of the (diminishing) goodness of my (cold, black) heart.

Sorry I haven’t been updating. Not motivated enough to be creative. Been too angry at situation, work, life in general, and the attempts to maintain my much coveted status as one of the rich. You know, the rich. The ones near the age of 50 working two part-time jobs to keep the luxuries of such extravagant lifestyles, like living indoors in small houses with electricity, plumbing, and food. And no retirement money or plans at all, and no medical coverage. The Affordable Care Act apparently has, in one of its several thousand pages, a provision that says “health insurance shall be affordable to all – except ANGRY OLD FAT MAN, who is too rich to enjoy all benefits listed in this document without paying out his ass“.

I hope everybody who came up with and approved of such a travesty burn in Hell while being raped by the barbed penis of Satan.

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For the last 3 months or so, my books have been enrolled in Amazon’s Kindle Unlimited program, and have only been available on Amazon. That changes this week, starting tomorrow. My books will “roll out” of KU this month, and by the end of January all of my books will be available on other forums again, this time through Draft2Digital.

I get the concept of Kindle Unlimited. I get the benefits for readers and the benefits for the forum offering the subscription. Under the model, readers can budget X dollars per month, read all they want, and never risk going over budget. Having the readers subscribe keeps them on Amazon, which benefits to some degree from the subscription, but benefits to a larger degree on Kindle Fire purchases and on everything else readers buy from the Zon, which wants to be everyone’s one-stop shop. But none of the services can survive unless the benefits flow to the author and that is the fatal flaw with the program.

KU requires that authors offer their books exclusively on Amazon. There is a large “pool” of money from the subscription fees, and authors earn a borrow/sale each time a reader. Amazon pays each author the same percentage of that money, regardless of the sales price of their book. In exchange for participation, authors also receive a bump in ranking because borrows are rated as sales, and the right to run a limited number of promos every 90 days per book by either discounting the price for a few days (a countdown deal) or by giving the book away for a few days.

While the promo opportunities and the rankings boost are of some benefit, borrows tend to “eat” sales, so even those benefits are blades on a double-edged sword. Plus, there appears to be reader backlash, meaning that readers feel that if they have to pay for a book and others are getting it “free”, that is unfair or they feel that the book must not be worth their money if it is enrolled in KU. It doesn’t matter how high a book is rated if real sales dollars are not flowing into the author’s pocket.

The largest problems with KU are the exclusivity requirement and the payment structure. Without exclusivity, many authors might enroll series leaders in the program, use the promo opportunity, and gain sales at full value for the rest of the books in each series. With exclusivity, authors will not even do that, because it means that the series leaders couldn’t be sold on other forums, and if a whole series isn’t available, readers will often buy none of it. The payment structure means that authors who should earn $2.05 on a $2.99 book are making as little as $1.33 – and lack a guarantee of making even that. It also means that authors with a .99 cent book are making way more in KU than they make in sales. The unfairness of that structure has led to a bunch of scammers who post very short pamphlets on KU – some of them are only 10 pages in length. That means that if a reader opens the pamphlet, the author earns a sale because the reader has read a tenth of the book. And that author makes as much as a real, hardworking writer who has his or her work enrolled in the program.

I don’t see how Kindle Unlimited can continue to exist under the current arrangements. If Amazon wants the program to survive, it will need to make some real changes. Particularly, it must do away with the exclusivity requirement but it must also pay out in percentages, based on a book’s standard royalty rate. For example, Amazon might pay 80% of a standard royalty rate to books enrolled in the program. That would guarantee an author of a $2.99 book a royalty of 80% of $2.05 ($1.64) and an author of a .99 cent book with a royalty of .35 cents would make 80% of that (.28 cents).

Additionally, rolling out of the program makes my books available to all readers again, and that is a good thing. Authors far and wide are leaving KU, including many who are much less insane than a crazy duck lady – writers like HM Ward and JA Konrath.

So, starting tomorrow, my books will begin appearing on other venues via Draft2Digital’s distribution service. I’m choosing to experiment with D2D because there are less technical challenges in uploading books, so they get out faster, the service shows near real-time sales numbers, and it pays out monthly. Smashwords still has challenges in some of those areas. Additionally, D2D offers some nifty features I’ll be able to take full advantage of when all my books are out of the program – like an “Also by” page and a “teaser” for a different book of my choosing.

Kindle Unlimited and other subscription programs can not exist without content – a lot of books, offering a wide and growing variety in every genre. Without content, the service isn’t worth the subscription fee. Through the current structure of the program, Amazon is guilty of some of the same sins as were traditional publishers before the indie revolution. And traditional publishers nearly went under because of their unfair treatment of authors – those who survived learned the virtue of flexibility and made significant changes. Now, if Amazon wants Kindle Unlimited to survive, it must do the same.

I’m looking forward to welcoming a legion of new readers who enjoy highly sensual novels which will have a happy ending. The third part of my “Devil” series written as Olivia Outlaw – “Devil’s Delight” – is already available through D2D because I didn’t enroll it in KU and you can pick it up today at many of your favorite retailers. By tomorrow, my “Dangerous Relations” series will be available everywhere – By this Friday, 1/9/15, my “Sultan’s Toy” and “Carnal Collateral” series and boxed sets or bundles will be out and about as will Part 1 of my Devil’s series “Devil’s Deal”- By this Saturday, 1/10/15, my “Mary Anne Graham” books will be out and about – the “Forever” series, “Romancing the Rose,” “The Duke of Eden,” and “Brotherly Love” will be available, and on January 25th, the middle book in the Devil series, “Devi’s Demand” rolls out, meaning the whole Devil’s series will be available.

So, by the end of January, the entirety of my insanely romantic and delightfully sensual books written as Mary Anne Graham and as Olivia Outlaw will be available for your reading pleasure at retailers all over the web. Do the crazy duck lady a favor and pick up one or two and find out why love is better over the top!!

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Sales at other sites were dismal, so decided to try Kindle Unlimited aka KOLL for the required 90 days to see how it would go. Payouts had been at $1.53 per book. Amazon dropped it to $1.33 for the month just reported – October. The result? I unchecked my auto renew boxes but I’m in until early January. Most other indie authors are doing the same and some have books due for renewal in the next few weeks.

I may try D2D in January. Smashwords has never gotten its act together with payments and D2D pays monthly. People already complained that KU lacked books and it’s about to lack a lot more books – – likely, reducing available reads to the point that the program can’t survive.

The solution? Amazon needs to stop the “contest” where they pay millions to a few authors as a reward for the best sales & put all $$ in the KU payout pot. It needs to guarantee authors between $1.50 and $1.80 per book – OR pay a monthly per book fee ($25 or so per month). If Amazon wants to keep KU going and GROW it, then it should do both – at least for some books. The bottom line is that there is no “one size fits all” solution. Amazon needs to set criteria – if your book is a 99 cent title then your max borrow rate is 75 cents. If your book is fewer than 50 pages, then you will get 99 cents per month and if you “stuff” a book with material that is not real, genuine, writing in order to meet the page requirement, then you are banned from Amazon. If your book is a $2.99 title or more with over 50 pages of original, author-generated writing, then you get the higher payout and/or monthly bonus.

If Amazon wants to grow Kindle Unlimited, then it needs to give authors incentives to put their books in. If Amazon wants Kindle Unlimited to survive, then it at least needs to be fair with authors – below the $1.50 mark is a virtual no-writer’s land.

Readers – if you subscribe to Kindle Unlimited- you should email or call Amazon and find out why Amazon is not putting the money into the program to give you a reading experience that earns your $9.99 per month. Authors, please let me know your thoughts about the future of Kindle Unlimited and whether you’ll keep your books in the program after this month’s $1.33 payout.

And Amazon – I’d love you to comment on this post and to explain why you’re not being fair to your authors which would in turn provide Amazon KU subscribers with the most reading choices possible. Right now, it looks like Amazon is pushing a dwindling supply of “all you can read” books on unsuspecting customers with one hand, and working covertly to kill Kindle Unlimited with the other.

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Hey babies, it’s the Angry Old Fat Man again, touching base with all of Mary Anne’s/Olivia Outlaw’s readers.

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News item #1: Olivia Outlaw has completed Book Two of the Carnal Collateral series: Devil’s Demand. It’s currently out on the Amazon Kindle. Which leads me to…

News item #2: The buttons that allow you to buy Mary Anne’s/Olivia’s books from other vendors besides Amazon may be dead for awhile. You see, Amazon has some new ways of distributing e-books, especially if you’re a voracious reader (like many of you aficionados of romance novels), and we are now participating in these new methods of distribution.

One is called Kindle Unlimited, and it’s a lot like Netflix for e-books, except better. You pay a monthly fee to enjoy access to over half-a-million titles on your Kindle or any other device that can use the Kindle store.

The other one is only for Kindle owners with Amazon Prime, and it’s called Kindle Owner’s Lending Library. You can “borrow” books FOR NO ADDITIONAL COST other than your Amazon Prime account, and that’s in addition to all of the other benefits you get from that service.

There’s only one bit of bad news. For authors to participate in these Amazon programs, they must publish exclusively via Amazon for at least a few months. No Barnes and Noble, no Smashwords, no other vendors for those months – just Amazon.

News item #3: I fixed the links to Olivia’s book covers that were not correct. They look OK now, but if you find one that isn’t, please contact me or Mary Anne and I’ll get it working right.

Thanks, sweeties, and remember, don’t get angry. THAT’S MY JOB!

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Me, myself, and I – the “Olivia Outlaw” version of me, that is – have made the lead book in the “Sultan’s Toy” series free.  You can grab it free almost everywhere except Amazon.  It’s available free NOW at Smashwords, Barnes and Noble, Diesel and a host of other online sites and it is or is about to be free at Apple.

It’s only 99 cents at Amazon.  If you’d like it free there, I suggest you scroll to the bottom of the product page and report a lower price.  If readers complain, Amazon might match the freebie.  If not, go to Smashwords or Barnes & Noble and pick it up there.

Who wouldn’t want to get captured by a handsome sultan?

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A fun new MTV article talks about Fifty Shades of Grey fans who want to pay PERMANENT homage to the books.  Yes,  there are people who have various Fifty-related images and sayings tattooed on their persons — in various and sundry locations.

Don’t get me wrong, I like “Laters, Baby” as much as the next Christian Grey fan, but I don’t want it emblazoned on my chest, neck, fingers or toes. And I really don’t want Christian’s tie tattooed on my ankle.  (Why would you have a tie tattooed on your ankle?)

IMHO, the most devoted of the tattooed fans in the MTV piece is the one with quotes from the book inked on her body.  Yes, that’s right.  Check it out for yourself.  By all the ducks in the pond, I don’t even want quotes from my books tattooed on my skin.

Someday these ladies are going to have children and they will have to explain that key to the “red room of pain tattoo” not to mention all the sex toys.  Good luck with that…..

 

 

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Hey babies, it’s your rockin’ and rollin’ favorite angry old fat dude here. It’s been a long time since the last post, so I just wanted to reassure you, Mary Anne’s/Olivia Outlaw’s readers, that we’re doing OK and nothing super bad or good has happened. We’re just busier, that’s all.

A second job for yours truly has resulted in more neglect to the website, and the Crazy Duck Lady has had her full-time hours reinstated for her day job, so she has less time to grind away at video slots the latest books in her two ongoing projects, the Carnal Collateral male/male series and the Forever faerie series.

Well, I finally had to break down and update some more behind-the-scenes stuff on the website. Of course it had stabilized so now Yahoo is hard at work trying to screw it up again. At any rate, I got the updating done tonight, so the site should comply with their little rules and regulations and they can stop bothering me so I can stop thinking about ripping their faces off and rubbing course sea salt onto their raw exposed face muscles and letting diseased rats chew on their fatty little cheekbones.

Night night! Sleep tight! Don’t let the rodents bite!

P.S. I’ll update the website a little more soon with proper cover pictures while Mary Anne gets her freak on with the man-on-man action.

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I just read a very interesting piece on Yahoo Finance (of all places) about successful indie romance authors. It’s titled:  “These romance writers ditched their publishers for ebooks and made millions.”  The piece focuses on a number of now indie authors who were first published traditionally: Bella Andre, Barbara Freethy and Courtney Milan.  They are the indie answer to publishing’s “Big 5″ – Andre, Freethy and Milan are the indie “Big 3.”

I wonder if they’d mind adding a member?

The piece points out the speed at which all three ladies turn out new books, which is something I truly, truly envy.  They’re able to do it, of course, because writing is their life and their livelihood.  I’d devote myself to writing full time, gladly, and I’ve been hoping to do that for some time.  But until my writing income outpaces my legal loot, I’ll keep trudging to my office where I’m thankful my boss can tolerate having an insane duck lady churning out pleadings, memoranda, briefs, opinion letters and all sorts of other legal scribbling.

The income numbers for all three ladies are very impressive.  You go, lady love-scribes.  I hope to join you soon.

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Angry Hubby here, posting a quickie. Mary Anne… I mean, Olivia… has started her new series Carnal Collateral and the first book has just been published on the Kindle.

Also, I have added most of the buttons necessary to reflect where you can purchase all of Olivia’s books.

Catch ya later, gators.

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Unfortunately, this week I had a close encounter with a dentist. I say unfortunately, not because this dentist and his team aren’t amazing (He’s even smart enough to have an office manager named Mary Anne) – I say it because I have a deep and profound terror of dentists.  I have the same feeling about ophthalmologists.  I know I fail in both areas so I feel like I’m taking a test I know in advance I will fail.  But some encounters can’t be avoided, and thanks to a riled and rowdy tooth, this was one of them.

It turned out that the tooth and I had to part ways, so I saw the dentist twice this week.  At one point, we discussed my romance writing and the dentist mentioned how much his Grandmother loved reading Harlequins. I enjoy reading those too, but they’re not my first love.  My first love is reading historical romance. My dentist’s comment made me think back to the beginning, the first time I encountered the genre.  I picked up a book at the public library and started a love affair that still burns strong today. Yes, the book I found was the one that started it all.  It created a genre and blazed a trail for future authors to follow, including a certain crazy duck lady.

The late Kathleen Woodiwiss had a 600 page MS titled “The Flame and the Flower” and she believed in the book.  It was rejected across the board by agents and publishers of hardcovers, so she submitted it to paperback publishers directly.  The first on her list was Avon, and it snapped the book right up.   From an initial 500,000 run for its first publication in 1972, the book sold over 2.3 million copies in its first 4 years — and it created an industry.

Woodiwiss wrote historical romance.  I suppose the term was invented to describe her work.  Susan Elizabeth Phillips – a NY Times Bestseller and absolute genius at her craft –  says thatWe all owe our careers to her. She opened the world of romance to us as readers. She created a career for us to go into.”  Another of my favorite authors, Julia Quinn, says “Woodiwiss made women want to read. She gave them an alternative to Westerns and hard-boiled police procedurals. When I was growing up, I saw my mother and grandmother reading and enjoying romances, and when I was old enough to read them myself, I felt as if I had been admitted into a special sisterhood of reading women.”

You know what Woodiwiss brought to the literary world?  Passion.  She created heroines readers adored from the first page and paired them with deeply flawed heroes. Her work, like most of the early historicals, have been criticized by the PC Police as “glamorizing” or “advocating” rape. Today people call her books and the early historicals “bodice rippers.”  I find all of that to be hogwash.  I’d agree with a review on the “Amazon” site by “A customer” who says that perhaps the heroes in Ms. Woodiwisses’ work should have been redeemed earlier.  Or, if not redeemed, that readers should be given more reason to like and understand them a bit earlier.

But it’s hard to criticize Woodiwiss too much because the passion in her stories is as contagious today as it was back, lo, many years ago when I first found “The Flame and The Flower” in the library as a young teen.  The characters carry her story and they carry the readers right along for the journey.  I think readers today wince too quickly and put stories down too fast. If they read a little further, they would experience more than a bodice being ripped. Maybe, they’d ignore the opinions of others and realize for themselves that in a Woodiwiss book, the hero dominates physically, but the heroine dominates emotionally.  In the end, it is the heroine’s love that saves the hero.

Ms. Woodiwiss is no longer with us, but her work lives on and today, it is available at Amazon for your Kindle.  If you’re an independent free thinker who doesn’t follow the herd (like a certain duck lady), then I suggest you boogle on over to Amazon and pick up the book that started it all.  Give “The Flame and The Flower” a read for yourself and see if you can find in the book the seeds of brilliance that started a genre.

The lesson I take from it all is that if a writer creates strong characters, puts them in an interesting situation and listens very hard – they will tell her their story. And if it’s done right, the passion in the tale will continue to burn bright enough to illuminate readers for generations to come.  That’s my hope, every time I sit down at a keyboard.

Oh, and BTW, if you pick up “The Flame and The Flower” and read it for the first time, you might boogle back by and leave a comment sharing your thoughts.  I’d love to discuss!

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